There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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