you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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