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I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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