We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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