Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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