But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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