I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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