Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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