I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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