oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
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white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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