Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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