Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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