is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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