I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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