I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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