We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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