we're blogging at a bar
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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