i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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