Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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