we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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