in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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