so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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