And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
