He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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