What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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