My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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