Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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