We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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