I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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