Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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