I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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