Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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