We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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