there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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