So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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