i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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