they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I wish I only lived at night.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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