Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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