It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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