Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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