Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Randomize