Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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