It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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