I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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