I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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