My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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