Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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