would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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