You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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