I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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