i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
tell me about the fingering
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