tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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