Whod you bang
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
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