i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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