that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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