Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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