A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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